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“Twelve points.”

- Finland on Sweden

“I feenk det wee shood ween diz eer beeckoz wee hev veree nyce song.”

- Generic European person

Uro-veeshon contest ist held evree 'eer in sum uro-peen sheethol. Peepul r singeen und dancin' an sheet an the weener iz taking uro-veeshon 2 hees contry neckst 'eer. Cool, ja? Smorgasborden!

Bo to nie ja byłam ewom I nie ja kradłam drzewa. Wild dence! w00terl00, w00terl00

The fair

I like ze vair!!! This eez-a pejj all about me, ze Vairy of zee Vair. Lets 'ave a party!

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