Rockafeller Skank

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Rockafeller Skank is a tune written by Gordon Bennett on a bender. It was later covered by Fartbag Slim on his album I need weed (he is a keen gardener, though quite a rubbish one obviously).

Lyrical content

Ride a bike now
Football mother
Chicken out now
Batman's brother
Write about how
The phungosoppa wuvvers
Booooooom
Ride a bike now bike now bike now bike now... (Repeat till dead)

Chords

A, A, A, A, A, A, A. (No chord) A.

B (oh, sorry, that's the next track).

Chart performance

The song was a worldwide smash hit, reaching #56 in Guetemala, #97 in Monaco, #87 in Super Japan and n-n-n-nineteen in Vietnam.

Critics' comments

Rockafeller Skank was very well-recieved with critics ranging from comedians to people from the Guardian.

“I'm not saying it's a bad song. I'm just saying you could, I don't know, dip a broom in diesel oil... stick the other end up my arse... put me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I could write a better song on the walls! 5/5”

- Dylan Moran

“Esta merde! Ich fackin hate! (10/10)”

- on Eurotrash Magazine

See also