Batman
“NAnananaNAnananaNAnananaNAnanana, BATMAAAAAN!”
“baNAnanabaNAnanana, BANANAMAN!!!!!!”
Batman is mysterious!
He might also be a famous celebrity-type of guy who runs a technology company, whose parents were killed by a crimininmininal (yes, that is how you spell crimininmininal), which would explain how he has all his cool toys and why he's a crime fighter. Or, that might be Peter Parker, but that's not what they told us at school.
Psh. Like anyone would believe that.
Batman's brothers
Maybe.
Bratman
Batman's evil twin brother who is emo. He died in season five, episode six hundred ninety two.
Hatman
Hatman eats hats. He also makes them, but with mercury, so as he ate his hats, he imploded.
No one knows why, except for Dave.
Flatman
Walking down the motorway, lorry comin' t'other way... Flatman!
Ratman
He has da powa to communicate with rats.
Oh my.
Cratman
He's half man, half cheese grater.
CatMan
No relation to Catman. All you really need to know is that he isn't Batman.
Matman
Now this is just getting ridiculous.
Or is it?
DavyJonesman
...oh, yes. That makes plenty of sense.
CALYPSOOOOOO!
Calypsoman
I seen 'im! 'E was at Aqua Road, sellin' 'is wepens! And I says to me mate, "'ey, isn't that Calypso right thar?" and she says to me, "Calypso's a girl, idiot!"
HarryPotterman
He eats Snitches.
Superman
Oh sorry, wrong article.
Man
He's generic.
Botman
Beep, boop. Oh wait, that's R2D2. Your bad.
See also
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Batman • Batchap • B. Ateman • Batfish • Manbat • Adam West |
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