Bananaman
- Trust me, you were not looking for Banana man.
Goodbye blub
Didnt know what time it was the eebles were high on crack oh how
I leaned back on my radio... then it slipped and fell and I went too ouch ouch
Some gggg was flying around on some flying rock n roll with a lotta soul, he said, but he might be lying or using liberal deceit
Then the loud sound did seem to burst my damn eardrums
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of mayonnaise ha hase
That werent no OMG OMG OMG that was hazy cosmic McFail
Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hed like to come and execute us
But he thinks hed blow our minds (duh!)
Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hes told us not to get all hyper
Cause he knows we had red cordial
He told me (about cocaine):
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children get agressive as hell
I had to kill someone so I picked you *BOOM, HEADSHOT!*
Hey, far out, Corey Worthingtons are taking over the world! o o
Switch on the bananaphone we may pick him up and eat him
Look out your window I can see a UFO
If we can sparkle he may land tonight a ight. It's a conspiracy I tells ya!
Dont tell your leg or hell get us locked up in the refridgerator
Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks hed blow our sister
Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hes told us not to eat him
Cause he knows we're all hungry
He told me:
Let the children eat Appleman
Let the children eat Orangeman
Let all the children eat Pearman
Bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hed like to come and eat us
But he thinks hed eat too much mind
Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl
Hes told us not to... umm, what does that word say?
Cause he knows its all - Ooh look, a birdie!
He told me (about ADHD):
Let the other children have it
Let the other children get diagnosed with it
But don't let yourself get it
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