The evil one

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He is evil, and he is here. From the depths of the ocean, he has arrived on his trusty steed, he comes to reap wheat and wine and other sort of things that are reap-able. For a full list se The List Of Things That Are Reap-Able By: The Grim Reaper.

Cause he reaps like, stuff!

"Does he?"

"Yes, he does."

Oh barnacles. And biglizzards and bliggons and all the other thingymabobbers you find in a pile of trash. Speaking of trash, you should see a lawyer. Because you haven't seen one, have you?

THEY WEAR TIES!!!!

Who is the evil one?

He is...

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HE COMES TO SUCK YOUR SOULS!!!

And he is yellow, and edible, not credible like those un-credible people with the letter I on their clothes. Or were those in-credibles? Oh well, thingymabobber.

He would suck your soul anyway, just like a banana.

Technically, because he is a banana.

GO LAH LAH LAH LAH !

Nuts and acorns and envelopes. They are not in sentim, and never will be! I hope you can eat bread.

BECAUSE I TECHNICALLY AM WRONG. THAT MADE NO SENSE. GOOD. HAVE A GOOD DAY. BUT YOU CAN NOT HAVE MY GOOD DAY.

BUILD IT YOURSELF!!!!

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