Diskosherist
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A Diskosherist is a person, place or thing that believes in anything which is not Kosher. The Diskosherist movement was begun in 1652 by separatist Seminoles led by Thomas Aquinas. It has nothing to do with the American Camel Coalition, but members will drink camel milk under duress.
Distinguished by half-shaven mustaches, these blokes arrange to have pudding poured over their feet at death.
Schisms
Offshoots include Dismemberists, Altitudinists, Throbbing Members and Singularists.