IllogiZoo:Cricket bat
| Cricket bat | ||
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| File:Cricket bat tn.jpg Not a sauropod, not at all. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
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text-decoration:none; font-size:16pt; } </css> Endangered | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Upper | |
| Order | Woody Mammals | |
| Family | The Simpsons | |
| Genus | Altruistic Bats and Fungi | |
| Species | C. Bat Fungal Infection | |
| Weight | 0.0 - 7 kg. (avg) | |
| Length | 0.0 - 0.6 meters | |
| Binomial Name | ||
The cricket bat is an animal of the order Sik Sittus. Notable as the only wooden mammal, there are known to be numerous species worldwide, the most common being the Willow bat. Other less common species include the Lilee bat, of which the most distinguishing trait is its composition entirely of aluminium; and the Ponting bat, made from carbon fibres allowing for smooth flight and freaking huge sixes.
It bit me once and I went on the wooden rampage against all of humanity. The sour grape sued me for fruad. That feind of a grape. F-F-f-f-feind of a grape.
GRAPE
See also
| Batstuff, by jove! | |||||
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Batman • Batchap • B. Ateman • Batfish • Manbat • Adam West |
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