Super Japan
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“I pity the fool who thinks Super Japan is better than Ultra Japan!”
| The United States of America | |
| File:Superjapflag.PNG National Flag | |
| Isn't it GREAT? | |
| Motto: They're attacking AGAIN?! *sigh* | |
| WIN! | |
| Official languages | Super Japanese, Mute Bird, OMG OMG OMG, Very Good English |
| Race | %75 Super Japanese; %20 Super Canadian, %4.999 Minorities, %0.001 Subbuteoan (KOS) |
| Religion | Godism, Godmis, Scientificality |
| Deities | Wally, Amaterasu, Cola Can, Linux |
| Opening hours | Monday–Saturday from dawn 'til midnight, Friday is ladies' night |
| Independence | Forever |
| National anthem | "Step up, Subbuteo!" by The Backstreet Boy Toys |
| Natural Resources | Giant trout, Hindleyite clones, Chicken fighters, Sushi |
| Official Cuisine | Momonga Sushi, Tataroo Grass, Wikipedia, Juice Crystals |
| National bird | The Dee Jay |
| Capital City | Peeonu |
Super Japan is the home of every superhero that exists, except for The Sulk and Red Mage. Super Japan is located on a very tiny island northwest of Illogicainen, that drifts ever so slowly to Illogicainen. It is where Silent Penguin was born, in Peeonu. Super Japan has no psychical appearance, because it is in the Forgotten Realms. Which explains the lack of a picture or even a psychical banana.
Lingo
Some examples of the Super Japanese language:
- Englais -- Super Japanese
- "Hello" -- "Hi."
- "Hael" -- "Heal."
- "Speak Super Japan?" -- "Do you speak Super Japanese?"
- "Sushi platter with Tacofish restaurant sir" -- "Fries and a coke, please."