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From Wikipedia, the horrendously sensible piece of s**t encyclopedia

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Wikipedia: what a baby!

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- Wikipedia on just about everything

Wikipedia[citation needed] is a magical web site where millions of people[citation needed], just living out their lives obliviously[citation needed], are invited to type in what they think the world ought to be like. When they do this, it becomes what they just typed in! It's MAGIC!![citation needed]

This is why so many people vandalize Wikipedia.[citation needed] They want to use it's power to change reality so that they will get millions of dollars, or millions of wheelchairs if that is their taste.[citation needed]

It was founded by a convicted nerdophile currently residing in the rectum of sanity. It is populated by simple folk known only as 'Massive ugly gone-wrongs', or 'mugs' for short. They spend their time staring at their own prostates[citation needed] and plotting on how to create a perfectly sensible world, where even the slightest hint of out-of-no-where-ness would result in forced sex with a cactus.

Jimmy Whores said of Wikipedia...

Wikipedia is just cool and that's what we're doing. I'm not trying to create enemies or friends. A mongoose smells either way you face it and at the end of the day we all just got to get along.[citation needed]

How come 'paint drying with Jack Osbourne' isn't shown on Sky anymore?

I don't have a clue.[citation needed] I also liked the book Why do I exist when I am clearly a talentless, short, fat wart of a woman? by Kelly Osbourne.

How can we defeat the last boss on mgs3 Wikipedia?[citation needed]

What follows is a list of simple ways to defeat Wikipedo:

Illogicopedia will be doomed! Wikipedia will soon block out the moon![citation needed]

That's no moon! Our admins/werewolves will be rendered useless! They may become *gasp* Wikipedia admins![citation needed] No!

Typical Wikipedia article

Illogicopedia is a multiligual [citation needed]wiki-project [citation needed]with several regular editors [citation needed]who contribute articles [citation needed]to the illogical [citation needed]nonsense on the [citation needed]site.

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