Wikipedia (Scratch and Sniff Version)

From Uncyclopedia test II
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Wikipedia--Scratch and Sniff Version, also called Sniffipedia, is an alternative version of Wikipedia in which every single article comes with a scratch and sniff card, which has a scent that matches the subject matter of the article.

For instance, the article on chocolate has a pleasant chocolate scent. The article called "List of Museums in Oklahoma" smells like different museums in Oklahoma. The article about armpits smells like an armpit. The article about Windermere, Florida smells like Windermere, Florida. The article about placentas...well...you get the idea.

"I learned quite a bit from Sniffipedia," says fourth grader Kenneth Bazooka, "I never knew there were so many things in the world that smell awful. And I seriously regret reading the Mick Jagger article, though the Angelina Jolie article helped me recover emotionally."

Some sources indicate that the makers of the Scratch and Sniff Wikipedia are in the early stages of designing another website called "Tastipedia" in readers are given a lollipop which is flavored like whatever the subject of the article is. For instance, if you visited the article about headphones, you would be given a headphone-flavored lollipop.

Cheddar Cheese?