A man is talking about giving a fish the kiss of life.

My computer fan is making a strange noise.

There is a golf club in the corner.

The clock is ticking.

My computer is quietening.

The fish was, apparently, drunk on brandy.

There is a strange smell of alien BO.

Everything happening right now

Typing. Keyboard navigation. Slashdot reading.

Clicking noises are made by laptop.

Thoughts are all mushy.

Mad admin keeps editing page.

"Ble hihi silly mjeee op mjop hooop!"

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