Evil Furbies
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“Oh no. Not again.”
Evil Furbies, otherwise known as members of The Cult of the Holy Satsuma, are infamously known for worshiping ducks and disposing of their best enemy, fairy floss (by eating it or using it to make spaghetti).
The Genesis of Evil Furbies
The organisation who call themselves the Evil Furbies was formed at the birth of Jebus, when a group of beings (some of the members aren't actually humans), got together in a secret bomb shelter for the good of human and duck-kind; they knew that fairy floss had to be stopped!
This 'meeting' was actually meant to be top secret, but somehow the media found out. This caused a wave of contraversy, as many people actually like fairy floss. The Evil Furbies then decided to use their ultimate power over all non-duck beings (i.e. Humans, especially brainwashed zombies who worship the media and any related junk). The Evil Furbies manipulated the news and radio, so that no one who ever know of their gathering. This resulted in the 'meeting' as formally being know as the 2020 Youth Summit.
Now, at this stage, all citizens of Planet Earth were oblivious to the nefarious workings of the Evil Furbies; they just thought that the Evil Furbies was a secret FBI term for the Australian Government.
A Not So Brief History of Evil Furbies
Busted!
After many years of getting fat after eating lots of fairy floss, and having to use Betty Crocker "diet" reicipes, the Evil Furbies decided that their lives needed a change in direction. They, after a long and heated discussion regarding real-estate and the cost of housing, decided to buy a rather large houseboat, so that they could use it as a super dooper secret meeting place. This change of scenery was also prompted by someone finding out about their use of his secret bomb shelter.
A house boat? Satsumas?!
Evil Furbies then decided that it would be to risky to get club tattoos, as that would require going out into a public place (and getting pierced with needles), so instead, they all brought satsumas at Woolworths. All members, as stated in the Evil Furby Handbook, must carry their satsuma with them at all times. This annoyed some Evil Furbies, as they were in fact allergic to satsumas. These trouble makers were quickly 'taken care of'. The Evil Furbies, because of this ridiculous rule, were soon nicknamed 'The Cult of the Holy Satsuma.'
The Party
During the 10th anniversary party of the Evil Furbies, in which there was much drinking of banana dacquires and nibbing of fairy floss, it was decided that a leader needed to be elected. After much confusion and debates, two of the original members were chosen. One of them, known as Magenta (not the color) was annoyed that she, and the other chosen one, Hamey, had to do all the paperwork and organisation for the group. Magenta and Hamey then decided that other unfortunate souls had to be forced to help them.
The High Council of Evil Furbies
This was how the High Council of the Evil Furbies was formed. When Hamey took a trip to Enland, Magenta was stuck with the boring job of forming the High Council. Also chosen to sit on the High Council was two other original members, whose names aren't important enough to waste a sentence on. When the High Overlady of All Ducks and Duck-like Creatures, otherwise know as Kcudasianin the Integellient, heard about the 10th anniversary party, and how she wasn't on the guest list, she demanded to be put on the council, as compensation for not being invited. The High Council now had five members, and was deemed worthy for leading the Evil Furbies.