Evil Thingy
Evil Thingy is a company found in Northern Africa that makes Shoelaces and Semi truck tires. hey also are most well known for their Kangaroo Skis. The company was created by Donald Duck during world war II to make shoelaces for Jewish children in German concentration camps. The tires we made to be used for Olympic badminton. The skis were designed for Kangaroo usage and inspired their logo.
Donald Duck said he wanted a way to make things and get cash with out losing a lot of brain cells and eating mustard. His Lawyer suggested that he bought out a car company and turn it into a zoo, and Donald agreed. However, due to bankrupcy, Donald was forced to work as a Bailiff to make wage. Now he is working at his home in Cuba.
His lawyer took over and created the company, later assassinating JFK. The company filed a lawsuit against the sun for reason unknown, won, and was given a considerable amount of cash that sparked the creation of their popular business.
Today the company remains a huge money making machine, but the amount of workers found dead in Texas has fallen the past six years. That is good new for Nebraska because the Chickens never wanted to be stuck where the pee smells good.