Eyeglasses

“Eyeglasses are for old women!!!!?!”

- Old man on on acid

“NO, eyeglasses ARE an old woman!”

- Old man on concluding, still on acid, and listening to Winnipeg Is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries (Fanny mix) by Venetian Snares

Eyeglasses are the culmination of Feminists eating borscht and becoming short-sighted via said action. &-) 8-) olookylolglasses

Other forms of eyewear

• Super Irradiated Panda Glasses
• Winnipeg Is a Frozen Pair of X-Ray Glasses
• Banana
• Unclepeteopedia's Vision Glasses
• Batman's Mask
• Germaine Greer
• Boobs
• Lol
• Glasses That are Not Eyeglasses
• Eyeglasses That are Not Glasses
• Meowth