Facebook Is Your Master

FACE BOOK

IS YOUR MASTER

YOU WILL SERVE IT NOW!!

Facebook is your master! Whenever anyone contacts you on Facebook, you MUST MUST MUST RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! YOU MUST UPDATE YOUR STATUS EVERY FEW SECONDS. YOU MUST SEND FRIEND REQUESTS TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO LIVE IN IDAHO. YOU MUST INVEST ALL OF YOUR TIME ACCEPTING EVERY SINGLE STUPID APPLICATION REQUEST THAT ANY OF YOUR STUPID RETARDED FRIENDS SEND TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE THEY KNOW. YOU MUST JOIN ALL FACEBOOK GROUPS AND INVITE EVERYONE ELSE TO JOIN!!

BECAUSE

FACE BOOK

IS YOUR MASTER

YOU WILL SERVE IT NOW!!