Famous Last Words
“What does this button do?”
Perhaps the most famous of all famous last words.
But what are some others. Our team of non-experts went to find out! Below are some not-so-famous famous last words. Enjoy!
“Who are you kiddin'? The bullet comes out of the back of the gun. Watch.”
“That "Danger: High Voltage" sign was CLEARLY misplaced.”
“There must be another explanation of why my filet mignon tasted like cyanide.”
“Warning labels, shmarning labels. There is no way these peanuts contain peanuts!”
“If only I could experience the fun of making toast and taking a bath at the same time...”
“Damn! My English muffins are out of reach of my fingers! I don't want to touch the toaster with my fingers, either. Well, let me use this fork to put this in here-”
“I sure hope the people of Mobile, Alabama appreciate my Gay Pride T-shirt.”
“How 'bout I take off this space helmet here and enjoy some of the Moon's fresh air...”
“I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DIVIDED BY ZERO!”
“The Earth revolves around the Sun.”
“Supplies? I don't need supplies! I've seen Bear Grylls do this one-hundred times!”
“Wassup, NIGGAZ?”
“Is this chainsaw on? Lemme check...”
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