Fanburgers

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“I found that inserting my burger into the fan was a poor move. The 6ft 6 tree-like chap who was showered with ketchup and gherkins didn't seem to appreciate my course of action, oh well.”

- user:Testostereich|Some Guy hanging from a tree by his underwear on on fanburgers

“Why are all my admirers food that's escaped from Burger King?”

- The Hoff on on his legions of fans

“Hey, I like you too!”

- His Wife

“Shut up, that sandwich ain't gonna make it self!”

- The Hoff

Fan burgers, better known as Adam Flewsi.


Adam Flewsi Does not exist

Of course I know HIM! My mom is his aunts sister!

I know an Adam Wesflew

Lies all lies. I hadn't any parrots to spare for your canvas hat.

Adam Flewsi knows my favorite color.

Anyone crazy enough to rip a runt in two!

Gee, Adam I never knew your feet were so big.

Only when I know the days of the week!

I know how old you are, Adame Flewsi

Whence Shakespear said.

I hope you know what you are getting us into, Mr. Flewsi!

Operations are fun if they involve peanuts!

Are you on any anti-phobic medications Mr. Flewski?

You never know when Ben will kill a dog.


Flewski! It's good to see you again, hows Nancy?

I never saw Ferdinand Migellan yodeling. I know none!


I do say, AIDS is killing all your puppies, Adam!

I dont care about the telivision much. I prefer murdering for fun!