Fences

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Fences are not good things to run into.

Why it is not a good idea to run into a fence

Person: Hello fence, isn't it a wonderful day for me to run into you?.
Fence: ...
Person: Fantastic!
Person runs into fence and is cut in to rectangular shaped pieces of flesh.
What is left of the person: ... that hurt a little.