Fifth-Hand Store

Now we've all heard of "Second-Hand Stores" where you can buy something that someone else formerly owned but what about fifth-hand?

INTRODUCING Fifth-Hand Store! The place that only sells things that have been owned by five different people.

Our doors open TODAY!!!

All stuff on sale!

Inventory is stocked with things like coats that smell vaguely like homeless-people urine, beach chairs where one leg is a lot higher than the other, a shot glass that smells like a thousand drunkards vomiting, and best of all, a carpet with multiple blood stains and was previously owned by many previous mobsters.

So c'mon down to IllogiLand's only Fifth-Hand Store!