Fish lubricant
When you wipe your fish, sometimes it can be a bit rough and your fish start to rot. Well we have the solution - fish wiping lubricant!
What does Mr. Jenkins say about it?
“Bloody brilliant! Now, when I wipe my filthy fish they don't get caught on my rough towel!”
Prime minister of England, what do you have to say on it?
“Now when I wipe down my filthy fish it doesn't rot like a determined cow”
Seee?
Now get out there and jack it!
Additional Notes
When you liberate lubricate your fish it becomes lubey!!! By lubey fish, it becomes smooth, as smooth as you reaching into a mango and pulling out oysters kind of smooth.
If you think that kind of smooth is not smooth enough for your smooth mind, maybe you'd like to tough it up, with some FISH LUBRICANT: X-SMOOTHENER! The latest product by us!
FISH LUBRICANT: X-SMOOTHENER lubes your fish more than you cane lube your own fish! HOW? We don't know. We just assume that's what happens because that's what it says on the back. And who wrote the back? USSsss......wait a second. Something just isn't right here.
WELL. WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR FISH, HAVE NO MORE JAGGED SCALES CUTTING YOUR SKIN AND CAUSING TRAUMATIC MOMENTS!
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