Flight
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“There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Flight is the process where an individual, usually a human, digs him or herself to the centre of the universe. This is by no means easy as the centre of the universe is infact located 1.618 miles due east from Sturgeon Bay, a peaceful little hamlet in central Mongolia. One you clever ones reading this will realise that this number is in fact Silvester Stallone's Orginal Number of Bullets Fired Per Frame times Number of Rocky Rounds Per Film all divided by the Great Population of Little Swindlespoke of Northern Ulrik-a land that exists under Madagasgar. This equation is represented by .
Most individuals undertaking this feat use what is known as a "toothpick" as over centuries mankind has learned through its great philosophers Mary Poppins and Mick Jagger that this "toothpick" is the most effective tool against not only the perils of deep space travel but the Dark Lord Himself, Tom Jones of the Province Wales.
Tom Jones, or The Great Flying Monkey of Pontypridd, as he prefers is one of the main challanges to face those daring enough to try to fly themselves using the "toothpick by digging" method. This is of course only when completed one defeats Bowser on level 20 but that is another story.
In short only the exceedingly brave, adventurous and daring and occasionally sheer bloody minded humans (or butterflies) undergo this monumental feat as there are many perils along the way, one of which, and possibly the worst, is eating cabbage through your nose whilst listening to the sound of elephants engaging in certain pleasures. Not really about the elephant bit but the cabbage part is true. Disgusting I know.