Free-fall

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“Watch out for that first step.”

- Oscar Wilde on Free-fall

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Hello, Mr. Petty!
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Why won't my parachute open?
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OPEN!!! FUCKING OPEN YOU SON OF A-!!! D'OH!!!
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Finally! It o-

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SPLAT

Thank god I wore the parachute, but really, did you have to throw that tomato at me, Mr. Petty??