Freedom of Peach (I REMEMBERED!!!!)

You may recall that I recently wrote an article about forgetting an idea I had. But now, the tides have turned, for I somehow managed to remember the idea while eating my spaghetti! So now, for your reading pleasure, I bring you the legendary LOST IDEA, in its full glory:::::::

Freedom of Peach is one of the Constitutional Rights outlined by America's founding fathers. It states that all people have an equal right to eat bananas, and that Congress can make no law infringing or limiting the people's freedom of bananas.. That's right, Freedom of Peach is actually not about peaches, it's about bananas. The founding fathers had unusual senses of humor.

Okay, so maybe the idea wasn't that great after all. Actually, that's one of the least interesting things I've ever written, even less interesting than eel chunks. Sure, "freedom of peach" was a vaguely surreal concept, but the article itself was very poorly executed. Besides, it was all based on a crappy pun and a twist that you could predict from a mile away. Oh well, at least I didn't write Freedom of Leech. Actually, that would have probably been much more interesting. DAMMIT!!!!