Friend

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This article is about fried friends. For other uses of the word, see here.

“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!”

- SpongeBob on on some random crap

“*Throws a bomb at SpongeBob*”

- Plankton on , pissed off at SpongeBob

“Asplode.”

- A friend on on SpongeBob exploding

A friend is fried, but with an 'n'.
Therefore, a friend is a fried n.

However, you cannot eat fried n's, for they are your friends.