Garbage
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Garbage rowing is a popular sport in many parts of the world.
Garbage (pron. Car-bitch) is the world's most valuable substance ever because um... well it just is, OK? You know how the sky is just blue and everyone accepts that? Well, it's much the same thing with gargage.
As Naruto (a prime example of garbage) would say, "BELIEVE IT!!"
Do you want to hear the garbage song? No! Of course you don't, because it's a load of childish nonsense.
"Garbage juice", the delicious nectar that drips off the bottom of a dumpster, is known to be a primary source of nutrition for /b/tards.
Where garbage can be found
- In garbage cans.
- On the streets. Which makes the streets look amazing.
- On YouTube in the form of bad videos.
- Elsewhere on the Internet. (Particularly Encyclopedia Dramatica.)
- On TV in the form of advertisements, political speeches, and shows like Teletubbies.
Anagrams
- Bag gear - Goes with your bags
- Beg a rag - Maybe you can get some dirty clothes
- Age garb - Great for archaeologists to dig in
- Bare gag - Funny, isn't it?
- Rage gab - You're putting it where?!