Garry Sanchez

Gary Sanchez is the award winning director and all time movie superstar that has directed such films as Parsnips anyone?, Egg!, Far above fraternizin, Super Q!! and Cows?.

Early life

He was born in Oonga in 1958 and developed his early passion for automobiles and vehicles. His father Carp Sanchez was a mechanic and worked in the fields of Oonga developing the new super robot that would fight wars and such. Over the years the robot slowly took shape and gradually lifted one arm. But that's all it could do and Carp went bankrupt. Thus he topped himself and young Gary was alone. Eventually he stumbled upon a jungle and got raised by a family of chimps.

Chimp life

Gary acted like a chimp until he was fourteen. Many were in the same position at that time in the land of Oonga. When the Dutch invaded he took up arms with his chimp friends and fought a harsh guerrilla war. The Dutch finally pulled out of Oonga knowing their forces were exhausted, overworked and stressed.

Gary was crowned the new king by the chimps and they gave him coconut milk, cake and many other culinary delights while he sat on a tree stump. One day someone came over from America and shot him with a tranquilizer gun. They brought him to New York where he began his new life as superstar director.

New York

While in New York it suddenly dawned on him that his real dream was to become a superstar director and started making short films with a crappy camera.