General Motors

General Motors hereby referred to as GM, is a quasi-governmental manufacturing corporation known for making useless pieces of steel and other rubbish materials move with the remains of old «fossils» in the form of gasoline. GM is a freeloading monstrosity known for corrupting lobbyists and allowing monkeys and XVI year old Ladies to drive upon the streets with their hunks of trash. They endlessly mooch off the government to produce trash.

GM was founded by a Clown, namely Ronald McDonald, to produce even trashier trash to compete with Henry Ford's trash. In that respect, he succeeded.