Giraffe

The expert kung fu man hasn't really eaten all the food. Only a miniscule proportion. And second, never forget that a clown with a Jigsaw mask might be lurking around the conrner. The whole point is to watch out. Now back to the the show.

The alluminum bat is only the neck of the famed giraffe. All giraffes has some sort of heart, or cardiac muscle that some how produces the emotion and thought of love. All giraffes also have the tendency to spit large chunks of grass at incoming scarecrows.

And as for the removal of waste, let's just say it smells like tacos.

Oh mother, I left my spare diapers at home! How am I supposed to change that log I just left in my pants? Aw, crap.