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Goat Satnav
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What will you do when your goats come home to roost?
Conservation Status
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Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Artiodactyla
Family Bovidae
Genus Capra
Species F. Capra
Binomial Name
Frank Capra
(Reince Prius, 2011)

Mewt!

Goat Satnav is a product which was unwisely endorsed by Sherman the stockbroking goat. It is a goat with a satellite dish on his tail who sits on car dashboards and tells the driver where to go. All Goat Satnav ever says is; "mewt, take a left." Unless of course the driver would actually be correct to turn right in which case he advises; "mewt, take a right."

Invariably this process ends with the diseased customer finding themselves on a desert island. It is still unknown how this happens but Sheryl Crow and her pet dustpan are investigating the phenonomon in their new show; "We Shit Emus" to be aired in your vagina. Cyndi Lauper interviewed Barney the dinosaur for his opinion he stated; "Give me all your STDs!"

Then Goshzilla came and ate them. Pwnt.

And Red called him a gimp for using the word "pwnt".