Sultan Imam Zim_ulator Gruntled IV
Stuff I take full responsibility for
"Vital" Articles
Iron Age ~ Fossil fuel ~ Bahá'í Faith ~ Complex number
Articles (newest at top)
What would we do if we didn't exist? ~ On how I did or did not collapse a wave function today, or maybe tomorrow ~ Joe Jesus Jr. ~ Munchies ~ Bake and wake ~ Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ Why did the chicken cross the road? ~ Alliteration Therapy ~ Cult ~ Nucleonic Power ~ Playboy Scum-On-Top ~ Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins ~ Lobster based programming ~ Everybody Loves Grunteloons ~ Zeroastrianism ~ Hangman-rope Underling ~ Playboy Scum-On-Top ~ That's gangsta, son ~ Homesick for Dis ~ Kerbit's Day ~ Inventory (spork) ~ Pi knuckle ~ This article took 51 minutes to write ~ There are enchiladas in my socks ~ Nuke The Hamptons ~ Cadillac Jesus ~ Wrowbawttzq ~ Nine thousand addictions ~ HowTo:Prepare and consume Chicken Catsup Tory ~ Camelid ~ Pancake Chicken ~ Helicopter ~ Humanist propaganda ~ Part of an overheard telephone conversation ~ Week Force ~ Tofu Cowbell ~ Great Tofu Cowbell of Sumatra ~ Chicken Force ~ A baby gorilla ate my homework ~ Magnetic chickens ~ Squirrel Lambast ~ Zulch ~ IllogiZoo:Winnebago ~ Gibbon ~ Gruntled (disambiguation) ~ A list of things I put into a Forum ~ It's hard tellin', not knowin' ~ EWxceeed action or the article that wrote itself ~ MILF ~ 2.12 ariskti ~ Black and Silver (condensed cheese product) ~ The Typical Conversation With My Dog ~ Order seroquel 25mg cheap - seroquel tablets - seroquel coupon ~ Quantum Chiropractic (wip)~ Help:Create an account ~ Help:Why create an account ~ Illogic Gate ~ Received Pronunciation (RP) ~ Default ~ Today God told me... ~ Burger Stand Argument ~ IllogiCocktail ~ The Extrusion of Crinkled Mayonnaise: A Documentary ~ Illogicopedia's official position on Turtles ~ Sandwich Demons ~ IllogiFaith articles of faith, or something ~ An Inconvenient Chicken ~ Yetiism ~ Porcelain Theocracies ~ IllogiTurtles ~ Quantum mechanics ~ Banana cheese (wip) ~ Ketchup ~ H. P. Lovecraft (wip) ~ Wrongful Monkey Suit ~ Anonymous Bosch ~ Don't tell me what to do! ~ Overmeh ~ Bullshit ~ Eh? Society ~ Aldous Huxley ~ Goggle ~ Stabatorium ~ Stab ~ Bat Fuck Origami ~ Jack Kerouac ~ Mouseketeering ~ Countably Infinite ~ Mafia ~ Malpheasants ~ Sneezer Salad ~ Stream of Consciousness (Narrative) ~ American Weirdo ~ Weaponized toe nail clippings ~ The Big Bang as viewed through a straw ~ Watches Too Much Family Guy ~ Newt Gingrich ~ Beware of Greeks bearing gifts ~ DDoS ~ ZickescheißeHomöopathiekurenfarben GmbH ~ Monster Bunny ~ Existential threats to mankind ~ Invasion by homeless people on trains ~ Beware of Greeks bearing bearings ~ ITT Technical Institute ~ Adriana Romero ~ Alessandro Intrubé ~ The Hartley Family ~ Biscuit Technique ~ Don Criceto ~ French Revolution ~ Sabden Witchcraft ~ Q32 ~ Student loans ~ Dawn French ~ Frunobulax ~ Festoonery ~ Reverend Zim ulator ~ Schismism ~ Zimizmizm ~ Small bang ~ Untenable as a permutative set member ~ Euripides Pants ~ Brain Lock ~ Mental illness ~ Owl Pellets ~ Illogicopedia (reality show) ~ Meatface ~ I have webbed feet, all of a sudden ~ Later ~ Then ~ Seals ~ Vomit Porn ~ Paul Prudhomme ~ Neil deGrasse-Tyson ~ Goom java ~ Toroidal fungus, breathtakingly ~ Something else entirely ~ FNOR Gate ~ Draddlegnoss ~ Appalachian Man Frog ~ Gaggle of Raptors, or Rabbit Rape ~ Current ~ Black holes ~ Invader Zim ~ Not nickel-cadmium ~ Smell? ~ Bacon Seltzer (WIP) ~ Show and tell ~ Fragrant wieners ~ Out ~ In ~ Geocities ~ Spewledge (WIP) ~ Frank Zappa (WIP) ~ 0 ~ Adult Swim ~ Dimension 18 (WIP) ~ Not Bananas ~ Something elks entirely ~ Warm, buttery garlic hatred (WIP) ~ Bacon Smell (WIP)~ Demons ~ Forward ~ Panpolynomialism ~ Alpacamony ~ Every time this button is clicked, an Illogicopedian gets waterboarded ~ Issac Newton ~ Down ~ South ~ North ~ Issac Newton ~ Chopulator ~ Silly ~ Idea ~ I have some idea ~ Quat Qaut ~ West ~ East ~ Mormon ~ Penultimate Illogic ~ Stoner ~ Bat fuck thought experiment ~ Mastodon ~ What happened to the mastadon ~ Fifth (measurement) ~ The Origins Of Man ~ Fifth ~ Fourth ~ Third ~ Second ~ First ~ Rancid Bacon Inhalation Therapy № 17 ~ Fartification ~ Ennui Ford ~ Come out ~ Dadar ~ She will mess you up ~ For Whom The Truk Atolls ~ Founding Fathers ~ Belching Hyena ~ Pantheism (proper) ~ Panfriedism ~ Panflotsam ~ Panfriedism ~ Pandaism ~ Panflotsam ~ Panflautism ~ The Witch, the Wardrobe, and the Mastodon ~ Schrödinger's Jesús ~ Obviousedes (stub) ~ An article whose existence is only justified because it brings the current article count up to 6,740 ~ The man from U.N.C.Y.C.L.O.P.E.D.I.A ~ Jesús ~ Cthulhu-Jesus ~ Jesús Jesús-y-Cthulhu ~ Jesús Cthulhu ~ Radiation ~
My IllogiNews
Puisse is the new black, Social Studies is the new Math ~ Kim Jong-il leaves legacy as corn whisperer ~ Infanticide most popular sport in Denmark ~ Illogical politics as usual ~ Infestation of Motel Trolls imminent ~ Feral Winnebago captured after rampage through office park ~ ?pedia has stake in baby crushing competition ~ Badger gathering recalls simpler times ~ Blacula kills Donald Trump, homicide found to be justified ~ Mad scientist humor ~ A thing that smells like stale caribou ~ Obama creates Department of Terrifying Loons ~ Itchy butt porn sub-genre fails to fill theatres ~ Quantum mechanics explains ghosts, say flightworthy experts ~ High school mascot decimates opposing team ~ If I buy frozen chupacabra, will my dinner guests notice ~ This week we're really doing Cajun bat-wrapped scallops ~ This week in Cooking Illogically - Cajun bat-wrapped scallops ~ Butt hymen restoration now practical, safe ~ Baconists declare holiday, most don't care ~ Waking dead tell no frogs ~ UK town ramps up for tourism ~ KKK Picachu ready for Christmas ~ Fanged Ham Steak threatens mid-western US ~ High Explosives and Ordinance Fishermans Association kicks off Fall/Winter season ~ IllogiNews funding called into question ~ I have no idea ~ Periodic Table reinvented? ~ Bat Fuck Operating System (BFOS) in Beta testing, may be dangerous ~ Martians adamant: we are not Americas ATM ~ Tea-partiers: Hot, hot anime sex will lead to anime marriage ~ G. Kronec wins extreme downhill 280 meter wife beating event ~ Shotgun wedding jitters ~ No blood for charcoal! ~ Fish exceeds speed of light ~ Alternate universes? You're soaking in one now! ~ Bats are eating my legs ~ Echidna molestation deemed dangerous, ill-advised ~ Rhesus pieces by Reese's ~ Whacks on, whacks off; the Christine O'Donnell story ~ Second Spiderman sighting, this one from sentient camel universe ~ Bats unsuitable as dairy stock say Belgians ~ Hippies suddenly popular again ~ Evidence of sentient giraffe universe dates to World War 2 ~ New species discovered ~ Spiderman camel held for questioning in sentient goat universe ~ New breakthrough in rehymenization ~ Spiderman from another dimension startles passersby ~ `Rolex now markets to middle class budgets ~ Lactose intolerance harnessed as WMD ~ Climate study stalled, monkeys dead ~ Lather, rinse, repeat ~ Ga Ga ga ga over Da Da
“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”
Collaborations
Colbert Super PAC ~ Weak sauce ~ Ominous Crotch Stain (Oh no!) added pic
My IllogiDictionary Entries
Uninhobbitable ~ Mouseketeer~ Zimizmist
My IllogiToons
IllogicoHaiku ~ ATBF ~ Batmoose Rescues Mary ~ Bad Komik
My HowTos
HowTo:Protect your cat from evil psychic influences ~ HowTo:Rotate the tires on your dog ~ HowTo:Mess with an AI bot's mind ~ HowTo:Replace A Monitor Lizard With Toothpaste
My Poetry
Advice ~ The Temperature in Auckland, New Zealand ~ DOOR AJAR ~ A Gulf ~ Maybe A Poem ~ Frunobulax Poop
Categories
Category:Self-important Douche Bags ~ Category:Fishing ~ Category:Jibber-jabber ~ Category:Articles that contain Latin quotes ~ Category:Meat ~ Category:Fried Foods Category:Norway ~ Category:Poop ~
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Drive-by Lunacy
Quantum physics ~ Doritos ~ Office word 2007 ~ Metallica ~ The Hobbit ~ The agenda to turn America into a sausage biscuit ~ Insight ~ High school girls ~ Bread ~ This ~ Jeff Foxworthy ~ *gets on soapbox* ~ Lossy cheese integrator ~ IllogiZoo:Monkdog ~ IllogiZoo:Dogbird ~ IllogiZoo:Monkdog ~ IllogiZoo:Testostomonster ~ IllogiZoo:Salmon moose ~ IllogiZoo:Llama Llama ~ IllogiZoo:Randumbo Elephant ~ IllogiZoo:Big Bird ~ IllogiZoo:Woodles ~ IllogiZoo:Test Ostrich ~ IllogiZoo:Seven hell-eating banana fish ~ IllogiZoo:The Giant Doom Hamster ~ IllogiZoo:Goat Satnav ~ IllogiZoo:Purple monkey ~ IllogiZoo:Bunny shark ~ IllogiZoo:Cricket bat ~ IllogiZoo:Snap-billed mreetwass ~ IllogiZoo:Imaginary pet ~ IllogiZoo:Innocent human ~ IllogiZoo:Flaming Satan Goat ~ IllogiZoo:Granite ~ IllogiZoo:Kitchen Zebras ~ IllogiZoo:Koopa ~ IllogiZoo:Loopy de Loop ~ IllogiZoo:Motel Trolls ~ IllogiZoo:Pumpkin ~ IllogiZoo:Tweety Bird ~ IllogiZoo:Batgorilla ~ Windows XP ~ Not Gay ~ Zebu ~ Burble ~ Aikido
“Today I joined the SGP (Strangled Cat Party) as an expression of my vehement apolity.”
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This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.
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Taking over the world, I am an ordained minister (Universal Church of the Apathetic Agnostic), religious scholar, Master of Spiritual Reengineering, Special and General Relativity enthusiast, Cosmology with magic underwear, badger-provoking. Bitten by a radioactive leprechaun in 1960, I have super powers that only work in zero gravity.
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Science vs. Christianity
Part 2 in the 53 part "Where the hell am I?" series
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