Second

Vampires are not real. Werehyenas are, however. Nefarious custards come in pairs, as do feet, sex and sleep So, careful if you decide to go outside today.

It begins in the so-called reptile brain, where thoughts of shooting Hulk Hogan live on Fox Television, make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Deep, deep in the sub-basement of the cesspools of your thoughts. There are little devils down here, with pitchforks and platitudes .

This is second.

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