Adult Swim
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| Motto: "Honk if you smell something funny" | |||||
| Anthem: Crossbow | |||||
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| Capital | Søren Kierkegaard | ||||
| Largest city | Weasels | ||||
| Official languages | Telepathy | ||||
| Government | Recursive skullduggery | ||||
| Prime Minister | A jar of mayonaisse | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Frylock | ||||
| Currency | Bacon Smell | ||||
| Religion | Zinc chromate putty | ||||
| Population | 4 | ||||
| Area | Imaginary | ||||
| Population density | Yes | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Clowns, Babies, Range Rovers | ||||
| Major exports | Ideas | ||||
| Major imports | the clinically insane | ||||
| National animal | Belching Hyena | ||||
| Favourite pastime | eating pot brownies | ||||
| Opening hours | 1400 0238 GMT | ||||
| Internet tld | .whackamole | ||||
| Calling code | ZULCH-77 | ||||
Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Prescient Abalone Industries, a somewhat-for-profit, privately traded company, majority owned by the people of China. It is presumed adults watch this drivel, but a number of youngsters and old farts are also swayed by this and other low-brow comedy shows like the news, or anything on PBS and BBC. Numerous references to genitalia assure a base following of young people.
Known as hostile to their user base, Williams Street, co-producers of Squinky And The Ozone and Terrible, Awful, Medicinal Sexy Puns, have launched a campaign to financially numb the minds of the 18-34 demographic. Once complete, the mission will be repeated in Canada and Venezuela. Additional measures may need to be taken in the case of non-English speakers.
In order to maintain a FOX-like objectivitity and fair, balanced comedy, we watchers frequently get assaulted by mind-numbing, chock full of saccharine advertisements, meant to discourage drug use among the youth. I mute the TV, substituting my own dialog for the retarded drivel presented as a public cervix by Cartoon Network.
So, if you're going to read this article, you should start here. Recall that you are in a country where eating vegetables in public is considered rude.
Television programs on Adult Swim
- American Dad!: Basically an animated version of FOX News.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force: An absurdist cartoon about anamorphic food byproducts living in New Jersey.
- Delocated:
- Family Guy:
- Frisky Dingo: A nature documentary about the mating habits of dingoes.
- Harvey Birdman:
- Home Movies:
- Metalocalypse:
- Moral Orel:
- Robot Chicken: Stop motion pornography.
- Sealab 2021:
- Superjail:
- The Boondocks:
- The Drinky Crow Show: An animated version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- The Venture Brothers:
- Titan Maximum: Stop motion mecha pornography.
- Tom Goes To The Mayor: A documentary about Tom Lastname and his various attempts to assassinate Major McCheese.