Bacon Smell
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Curiously, since this image has been used to promote the village, Muslim tourism is down.
Bacon Smell, Oklahoma, Wales is the legendary home of Sir Lancelot, birthplace to Issac Newton and filming site for the short running John Cleese epic, Fawlty Towers. Apropos to nothing in particular, this lovely seaside hamlet harbors some excellent dining and high-end prostitutes.
The local tourism board has adopted the slogan, "I'd like you better if you smelled like bacon" in a push to draw income from a number of sources. Popular destinations include the Issac Newton Museum of Gravity, castle ruins rumored to be the birthplace of Lancelot, University of Manifold surreal logic laboratories and the Bacon District, which has recently been repaired and revamped.