Internet
“Didn't Al Gore invent the Internet?”
“No. I think it was Bill Fence”
“I just beat the Internet. The end guy was hard.”
“jT S3eMz DaT NaHr WuYn TaaKz uZ SjRixLa! WaHj DaN PeJpLe tAk3 uZj SjiRiXlA?”
The Internet (otherwise known as t'Internet) was first used as a fishing net. It was a very clever fishing net. But the government wanted that fishing net. So they took it.
The government promptly took the Internet and made it into a communication device. It didn't work very well, seeing as it was made to be a fishing net. A very clever fishing net. Then smart people got a hold...ahold...is there a space there?...anyway, they got a hold on the Internet and made it into a very clever communication device. It was released to the public a million bajillion dog years later.
People proceeded to use the Internet as a fishing net.