Internet psychology

I know you don't want to talk about it but you have to really.

Internet psychology affects one in two (that's 50% for the mathematicians and people who don't understand numbers in word format) internet users. Mr Potato Head uses the term to fool your mother into accepting to sign a death warrant. In other more understandable terms, "laymanian" as it were, we'd better beck up and fly left.

Internet psychology symptoms

If you have...

1. Sore throat
2. Huge thorax
3. Muscular pains

Oh wait, that's swindle flu.

The real symptoms

1. You don't want to know
2. Really, you don't