I haxxorz j00

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“Mwahahahaaha, jOO H4Z B33N H4XXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh, I wish I had friends.”

- Some Vandal on on haxxxing joo

0d3 2 7h3 1337

Mightily you stand, clad in blazing gold
In real life you are losers, your pizza's getting cold.
With a mere click of the shift key you terminate a n00b,
Yelling with great animosity -
"I HAS HAXX0RZ'D JOO!!!!!"


We may have reality, bright lights, swings and moods,
But you get into my base, and R killin' all ma d00ds!
One day teh intarwebz will be barren, a desert quite clearly
Shutdown by the Government
A ban placed on "YA RLY!"


Laughing at the locats, not an admin in sight
You hiss and your skin swells angrily
When you're exposed to natural light
This is an Ode to the 1337
The trollers with no life
They pretend to get laid watching hentai
Dude! SRSLI that's not nice.


To be honest most need pwning
That should get them on the mend
I mean who likes World Of Warcraft?
As opposed to actual friends.


What a bunch of /b/tards.
George Hamburg