George Hamburg
“The Spice Girls will make it big in Kenya”
George Hamburg is a famous 7th Century poet. He was born in Sweden from unlikely parents in 786 AD. He moved to America at the age of 604 in 1390 AD. He started writing on his space ship ride to the free country. George invented the Rocket Ship to get him to America, however, it brought him to the moon. This made him the real first man on the moon. George stayed in a cottage in Georgia (Georgia was named after him) until he was 1000 years old. He is now 1214 years old and lives in Antarctica with his wife and kids (his family are all killer whales).
He spends his days counting the icicles and saying things like "Urgh, a bear!", "Muffin, a puffin!" and, er, "Enguin, a penguin!" His prowess for rhyming never dies, and he even cooks his dinner in iambic pentameter.
His past times
George Hamburg is a frequent Illogicopedia user. He fixes people's crap articles and makes them into poetry.
Bibliography, as reproduced on this site
- Fatfingerism, 1857
- Soys dawn, 1973
- blind spod, 1980
- Memory Alpha, 1987
- hitler, 2007