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- Did you mean B...bears?
File:Bear stealing bike.jpg
What a thief.
Bears are faggots. Let's face it. They do nothing on this planet but take up space, use up our air, and eat fish. They serve no purpose at all, and should be exterminated immediately.
| But bears are cute and did nothing to hurt us! | ||
—Some loser | ||
Oh yeah? Try checking on my aunt Susie, she's missing a head, two arms, and a leg thanks to your so called "fwendly" bears.[1] Bears are the source of all evil on this planet, and the sooner you realize this, the sooner I'll let you live.
Not only are they evil, but bears are boring losers who sit around all day. Ever seen those documentaries on them? They just sit around all day, eat, and sleep. How lame can you get? Plus, they spend half the year getting fat so they can spend the other half sleeping. Ridiculous.
References
- ↑ She went to the zoo to see the bears, and when she came back she got in a car accident where she turned into this mess. Yech.