Internet vernacular (NOT the same as Internet speak)

Inter spk is what I spk when im on me hi speed BB k? Its a lang written by some welfar3 n33bs back in tha day. I pwn @ tha lang cus I wuz lrnin bak in tha day.

Ppl welfarin our idea

Me n sum ov ma n33bs @ IRC started tha sht, but sum n33bs DDoS us cuz they failscape IRL so they took tha credit. N33bs cnt lrn2original, so dey steal our st00f wdf? I QQ bwt this but i cme bak on me comp after i got ova it.. I go emo IRL nd QQ on MS but den I relise wat am I doin ere cuz its no big 1, sum DDoS fgts aint nothin, they lil welfare n33bs u get me.

Bak in tha g00d dayz we was WK fo this but now som1 else writez da sht 4 us, da new age 1337 ent wat we sed, das sum ripped sht by sum fgts.

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but yh da whol point iz tht WE WROTE IT, no 1 else did it k? twas us, so lrn2kno b4 u say u did it kthx. I LO now, inabit s0n@

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k but w8 theres moar kk? we like ok so wat dey doin welfare IRLfgts sayin dey gon kick our asses but we bhind our prox servs so GL fgts!!! owned GG@lyf fgts, QQ on MS k1dz.

GB2 ur lyf if u gona hak us IRL o w8 u cnt!! fgts! lrn2threat, btw im gona h4x u wit my VX sht so QQ outa tha place k? thnx ty~