Mind

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Mind is a rare object not commonly found on the internet. Possession of a mind, +2 or higher, can fetch any normal Internet user up to 5000 pesos.

Mind's large value has led to the coinage or several phrases related to it, including:

  • "Pay no mind"- a phrase used when one sees or experiences something not worth a mind. Often used as a reference to bad sex.
  • "Mind you"- When used as a battle cry in a deadly Mind Battle, in which two people hurl their minds at each other.
  • Mind that ass- To tap.