New Jersey

Do not sandalize this article. Throwing sandals at it might turn you into a shoe. You are encouraged to throw evil socks at your dishwasher instead.

“NEW JERSEY IS THE BEST STATE IN THE WORLD AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT WORSE ITS TRUE THIS AINT VANDALISM ITS PURE TRUENESS NEW KANSAS IS where complete total slackers live BAD.”

- A new Jersian on on this article

“I TOTALLY AGREE (or do I...)”

- A citizen of New Kansas on on the above quote

It is a widely known fact that New Jersey is the worst best state in the world. A solid choice, it is used in all manner of electronics, such as salmon. If you live in New Jersey, then HAHAHA CONGRATS!

Sorry, composting myself now. Using a mop that somehow emits all sorts of sparks and smoke. Why, it has been doing so for all of my life! Guess that explains a few things, eh?

People who live in New Jersey

• You
• Me
• The other guy
• Your mom
• Adam West
• Oprah
• New Jersians (strange folk)
• Badly Clothed Girls
• Well Clothed Girls
• Googolplex
• Monkeys