IllogiZoo:Tweety Bird
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Tweety Bird | ||
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File:Eviltweety.jpg When Tweety is middle aged, he will turn evil and rule the world. | ||
Conservation Status | ||
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text-decoration:none; font-size:16pt; } </css> Least Concern | ||
Kingdom | Evil | |
Phylum | Vertebrata | |
Class | Vegetarian | |
Order | Splorch | |
Family | Echidna | |
Genus | Yucca | |
Species | S. Bird | |
Width | 0.1m (avg) | |
Length | 0.15m (avg) | |
Binomial Name | ||
(Gruntlesmithy, 2011) | ||
Tweety Bird is a yellow blob that was born when Chuck Norris accidentally combined mustard, egg white, and cheese together and formed it into the shape of a big-headed birdanoid. He was chased by Sylvester the Cat for his cheesebutt, that all cats crave.
Past Life
- THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. TWEETY'S PAST LIFE INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIEDAND CANNOT BE ACCESSED UNLESS YOU ARE HISS HIGHNESS HIMSELF. THIS TAPE WILL NOW SELF DISTRUCT.*
Present Life
It is presently the future.
Future life
- TWEETY IS THE SUPREME RULER OF CARTOON WORLD. IF YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM, PRESS I WISH TO SPEAK TO HIM. IF YOU WISH TO VOTE FOR HIM, PRESS TWEETY IS THE BEST AND I SUCK. IF YOU WISH TO DIE, PRESS You know what? I would really like some Mentos right now.