You know what? I would really like some Mentos right now.
YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED THE UNDERWORLD. ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE????? HEY. WAIT A MINUTE, WHO'S THE GUY PAYING ME TO DO THIS????? WHY DID I ONLY GET TEN DOLLARS LAST HOUR????? I'M SUPPOSED TO GET TWENTY!!!!!! OK!!! YOU KNOW WHAT???? I'M TOTALLY GONNA KILL THAT GUY WHEN I FIND HIM!!!!!!!
THIS ARTICLE IS NOW DONE. SO GO AWAY. REALLY. I MEAN IT.
YOU HEAR ME????? I MEAN IT. REALLY. I REALLY MEAN IT. THIS ARTICLE'S GONNA END ANYTIME NOW... ANY SECOND.... I'M WARNING YOU BUSTER BROWN!!!! GET OUT OF THIS ARTICLE!! THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SEE!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I MEAN IT????? COME ON, IDIOT!!!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!! AND BY "RIGHT NOW", I MEAN THIS INSTANT!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!! ARG!!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU F*CKING RETARD!!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!! THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SEE HERE!!!!! GO AWAY!!! IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY RIGHT NOW, I'LL HAVE TO MAKE YOU EAT NACHOS!!!!! What, you like nachos? GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!! OUT OUT OUT!!!!!! GAH!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME????????? GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!! IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS IT MEANS YOU AREN'T GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF IDIOTIC IDIOT ARE YOU, IDIOT?????????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?????? CAN YOU EVEN READ????? GAH!!!!!!!! I THINK I SAID IT ALREADY!!!! THERE-IS-NOTHING-ELSE-TO-SEE-HERE. OKAY?????? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??????? OH COME ON!!!!!!! GO TO SOME OTHER ARTICLE ALREADY!!!!! HERE!!!! I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU ONE: Chuck Norris THAT IS WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS!!!!!! STOP READING THIS STUPID ARTICLE!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!! GAH!!!!!! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GO AWAY ARE YOU?????? F*CK YOU, IDIOT!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS???????? LIKE, A MILLION?????? GO AWAY!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM??????????? GO AWAY!!!!!!!! -SIGH- OK. HERE'S THE DEAL. IF YOU GO AWAY RIGHT NOW, I WON'T KILL YOU. IS THAT FAIR ENOUGH?????? COME ON!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!
GO AWAY YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST HAD LIKE TEN EXCLAMATION MARKS IN THAT LAST SENTENCE!!!!!! SO GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! TEN OR MORE MEANS I'M REALLY ANGRY!!!
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IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS, I'M REALLY GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
GAH!!!!!!!!! OK, YOU KNOW WHAT????? I'M GONNA END THIS, HERE AND NOW. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. ANY SECOND NOW. ANY. SECOND. NOW. LIKE, RIGHT NOW. I MEAN IT. I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST GONNA WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Who the hell is this f*cking moron?”