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Llama Llama
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Conservation Status
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Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Browsers
Family Spheniscidae
Genus Camelids
Species L. Llama
Weight 50 - 80 kg. (avg)
Length 0.8 - 53 meters
Binomial Name
Llama Llama

The Llama Llama (Lama Lama) is a Lamerican Lamelid, widely used as Llamas by the Llamas and other Llamas of the Llamas. In Llamamerica, Llama Llamas are used as steel beasts, as well as for Duncan's Donuts.

The height of a full grown, full grown llama is between 55 feet (1623 meters) to You (you). They can weigh things on weighing scales, hence making it weighable. Not wayable. At birth, a blobby llama llama (called a "criallama llama") can weigh things as well. Overall, the fibber produced by factories is very hard and can crush heads between rocks and hard places. PLACES! La la's I mean llamas lear confusing tasks which cause brains to a splode.

Llama Llamas are Llama Llamas and they originated from Llamaland, not some dude's rant on his email about Dizzneeland. They migrated when they migrated, and hence they migrated....as of 20008123480, there are over 23874987942873498273948724 million llama llamas, but they all died of cancer, because they were imported by Wirry Wonkaa's factories and due to important thingymabobbers, things go boom. LA! and BOOM! Yes, a la boom!

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