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- "Penguins" redirects here. For more chocolatey goodness, see Penguin (ambiguation).
| Penguin | ||
|---|---|---|
| File:Penguin2.jpg Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off. | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Chordata | |
| Class | Aves | |
| Order | Sphenisciformes | |
| Family | Spheniscidae | |
| Genus | Aptenodytes | |
Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.
Penguins are better than
- Kit Kats
- Romans
- And Ian Dury
Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.
A haiku about pengwings
- They kill everyone.
- Even bowties they are.
- BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!