Holy Penguin Army
“The Holy Penguin Army is just rubbish. They are just SO bad!!! I mean, what can they doaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
The Holy Penguin Army has 3 different sectors:
- the Anti-Ground Alive Killer Sector (Anti-Gaks)
- the Heavenly Open Preaching Eaglets (HOPE)
- the Berating And Laughing Loging Sector (BALLS)
The penguins in these factors can all swim very well, as well as having their special powers.
The Coincidence with BAnanas.
There was a Bachelor of Arts in the Holy Banana Studio when suddenly, he ate a apple in there! This caused such a huge commotion that the Holy Penguin Empire raised the now known and eaten feared Holy Penguin Army.
How Glorious they were! Because they appeared at the height of the Holy Penguin Empire (HPE), they had the latest equipment such as fire-killers, booger-diggers, dingy-chatties and fighting fookungs. They were awesome. No, really.
The HPE's lands extended the whole of the Southern Hemisphere at the height of their empire. Sadly now, this is not the case any more so they are secretly waging a deadly war against all Humans, for it was the Humans who caused Global Warming and caused their empire to melt.
Heavenly Open Preaching Eaglets
HOPE (Heavenly Open Preaching Eaglets) eats Fuel Bells before going to Battle so that they can fly.
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The Fuel Bells make them so much lighter so that they can fly. The other sectors are as fearsome as HOPE.
Anti-Ground Alive Killer Sector
Anti- GAKS (Anti- Ground alive Killer Sector) are just masses of specialised and genetically modified penguins which are so much tougher than other normal penguins.
They are superior to Humans in terms of fighting strategies, physical strength and intelligence. (Now, now, don't get so huffed up about that...)
Berating And Laughing Loging Sector
BALLS (Berating And Laughing Loging Sector) are the best warriors out of them all who are hand-picked by the Lord Penguin to protect him and their capital city. They are the toughest and strongest out of all of them. Humans have tried beating them many times but have failed unsuccessfully.
The Total War
The Total War against Humans is still going on, despite many people unaware of it. At the moment, the chances of the HPA winning is 93.45%, but Humans still have a chance, however small. You, <insert name here>, can increase the probability of Humans or Penguins winning by spreading the word!!!
Yes, I do mean now.
Penguins
There is a Penguin spy just watching you right now!!!
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YOU'RE DEAD. NO, YOU REALLY ARE. ACCEPT IT. THAT PENGUIN SHOT YOU.
Now you can just comprehend how powerful the Holy Penguin Army is.
Now you can go to sleep in peace.
Dead.