The penguins in the fridge
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Penguins live in your fridge. It's true. You never see them because when you open the door they all hide behind the butter. Ever wondered where your Micro Pizza went? That's right - the penguins ate it. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
It is also rumoured that polar bears live in fridges too, but no scientific evidence to back this up exists as yet. There is, however, proof that yetis can live in fridges: but only in Hungary and Disappointment Island.
Miscellany
- Penguin related casualties account for 5% of the world's fridge owning population.
- Penguins can be hazardous to your health if warmed. Never leave the fridge door open, or who knows what might happen!
- Do not refreeze a fridge penguin.