Meatface

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What are you looking at, meatface?

Meatface, AKA Meatyface AKA Shrinkwrap, is a West Coast rapper with no street credit. His meaty [1] face has been shrink-wrapped for your shopping pleasure.

The beginning

Ashkenazim believe that meatface was the second Abomination listed in the Torah under "collapsible wings", and stuffed with living mice. Accolades were compiled and analyzed with a vinegar and Worchestershire sauce in a light demiglaze.

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References

  1. Before meat was invented, faces were made of potato chips.