Part of an overheard telephone conversation

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I need to find this sign and steal it.

E.L. Fletcher: "No! … Too bad!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Ah! I was never, ever, even tired!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Now, is Eire very sordid?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Oh! Won’t I?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Did I?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Was I not up, spot on?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I saw no shell!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I saw it!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I did! I?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Fired?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No wonder!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… It saw dad was well left"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I sat, rapt!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I did?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Won’t I?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Red?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Prevent it?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Never!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Ponder on it now!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Did it part as it fell?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Lew saw dad was tired"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No wonder, if i did it!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I was ill, eh, son?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Was I?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No tops put on, I saw"

E.L. Fletcher: "… I did it?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… No?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Who did?"

E.L. Fletcher: "… Rosy reveries? I wonder!"

E.L. Fletcher: "… It never, ever, even saw I had a boot on! …"