What happened to the mastadon
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me what happened to the mastadon, I'd have a nickel. In this economy, that's little help for my mortgage. Here's my theory... I call it the Milk Ducks TOE. Due to the non-linear nature of the theory, it cannot be described step by step.
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Ah, the mastadon, you say; what happened to it? I'll tell you what happened, it was misspelled! No big deal, as far as search engines are concerned. Since Sharia law has been banned in Oklahoma, all mazurka burkas are being rounded up for questioning. So far, no silly woman-tents have been found among the enthusiasts of the Polish dance within Oklahoma borders, but the search intensifies as irate bureaucrats push their in-laws from fatal heights.